Black crewneck sweatshirt with sarcastic Santa graphic and “Merry Fucking Christmas” funny adult holiday design

Merry Fucking Christmas Sweatshirt

Black / S

$31 USD $42 USD

Merry Fucking Christmas Sweatshirt

$31 USD $42 USD

For when you’re feeling festive… but make it feral.

ColorBlack

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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Holiday spirit, unfiltered: Says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.
Cozy enough to tolerate people: Soft, warm crewneck for parties, errands, and avoiding small talk.
Instant favorite at the function: Equal parts funny, bold, and “don’t invite me to caroling.”

Machine wash cold.
Only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
Tumble dry low.
Do not iron decoration.

50/50 Polyester/Cotton Fleece
Air Jet Yarn for Soft Cozy Feel
Digital Transfer Film Decoration

We offer free shipping on qualifying orders and super easy returns for non-customized items! You literally have nothing to lose!

Orders are processed within 3-5 business days. We strive to get them shipped out as soon as possible, often within 1-2 business days.

Once your order is processed, it will be shipped and should arrive within 3-7 business days, depending on your location.

Life’s too short for bad vibes and boring shirts. Around here, we believe in laughing through the chaos, throwing in a few well-placed cuss words, and embracing the kind of humor that might get you side-eyed at PTA meetings. If sarcasm fuels your soul and "appropriate" isn’t in your vocabulary, you’re in damn good company.