The Heteros Are Upseteros Retro Tote Bag | Pride Month Tote

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$9 USD

The Heteros Are Upseteros Retro Tote Bag | Pride Month Tote

$9 USD

The Heteros Are Upseteros Retro Tote Bag. Carry your Pride with you everywhere you go with our exclusive "The Heteros Are Upseteros" retro tote bag.

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This stylish and functional tote bag is perfect for making a statement while on the go. Featuring a bold retro font and a rainbow color scheme, this tote is a must-have accessory for Pride events, shopping trips, or everyday use.

What you Get

Eco-Friendly Material: Made from 100% organic cotton, this tote is as kind to the planet as it is to your style.
Bold Statement Design: Printed using eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks, ensuring your message stays vibrant and clear.
Spacious and Sturdy: Measuring 15" x 16", this tote offers plenty of room for all your daily essentials while being strong enough to handle whatever you throw in it.

Machine Wash Cold.
Hang Dry.

100% Organic Cotton

We offer free shipping on qualifying orders and super easy returns for non-customized items! You literally have nothing to lose!

Orders are processed within 3-5 business days. We strive to get them shipped out as soon as possible, often within 1-2 business days.

Once your order is processed, it will be shipped and should arrive within 3-7 business days, depending on your location.

Life’s too short for bad vibes and boring shirts. Around here, we believe in laughing through the chaos, throwing in a few well-placed cuss words, and embracing the kind of humor that might get you side-eyed at PTA meetings. If sarcasm fuels your soul and "appropriate" isn’t in your vocabulary, you’re in damn good company.